[t-beezy]

Is it bad that just the sight of my parents makes me angry?

oh well… #mommyproblems #daddyproblems

this post is more twitter appropriate, but i have family members following me on twitter, so i have to post it on tumblr #firstworldpains

King Dumb

as they are watching electra (with daredevil in it)

King Dumb’s Friend: ”I bet it’s hard to learn braille.”

King Dumb: ”Learning Spanish is pretty easy.”

King Dumb’s Friend: “You know Spanish?”

King Dumb: “Yeah, dude. I took a year in high school. Got a C.”

Momo and Seesee

I haven’t post much about them in a while, mainly due to having so much work to do. But, right now, I’m in the library and I can’t get any work done, so I’m going to talk about my wonderful suitemates….

1. Seesee is on alcohol probation from her sorority (Kappa) because, after 10 minutes at her date party, she couldn’t even stand… When she made it back to out room (with a boy) she kept telling him that that was not her room, despite the fact that she has her name all over the door and walls… The next morning, she was I heard her exclaim, “WHY ARE THERE CONDOMS ON THE GROUND?!?!?” And, I’m like, bitch please, don’t be shocked of your slootiness…

2. Momo woke up at 9am after a night of drinking at a Baltimore city middle school… nuff said.

3. Seesee was in a bad mood of 2 days in a row because guys don’t text her back… but it’s a good thing she came to the conclusion that “guys are intimidated by [her] because [she] hooks up with so many guys.”

4. During reading period, Seesee slept in a different guy’s bed for 4 nights straight.. thats quite impressive

5. They have a list of boys they have slept with on their wall.. Currently, it spans 5 pages, single spaces, with 2 columns on each page…

Soo, that’s all for now folks!

(ps, from reading these, people might come to the conclusion that I don’t like my suitemates. However, I like them quite a bit. I would even go as far as calling them my friends. It’s just that… their lives are so gawd damn funny.. lol)

i need to stop getting drunk and kissing random girls… fml

having a secret (journal) tumblr and this tumblr get confusing… WOOPS

just finished a bottle of champagne…

Momo & Seesee

Dem hoes woke me up while i was taking my nap by chanting “IT’S FRIDAY, IT’S FRIDAY, IT’S FIRDAY” in our kitchen. Bitches went out Wednesday AND Thursday. It being Friday should be NBD!! PLUS, I don’t care if its roofie night!!!

LAST NIGHT

was amazing!!

After buying Skrillex tickets 3 hours before the show started, Teona and I rushed to start and finished our physics homework that was due that night (we failed). Then, we each took about 5 shots in like a 5 minute time span (we didn’t have much alcohol, so we had to drink efficiently). When we were ready to go, we met up with some of our friends and started driving. In the car, we were just passing around a joint (this was the worst weed i’ve ever tried… so much cottonmouth). Anyway, we got to the concert and there were so many people… we pushed through to the middle and then everyone started moshing - that was actually not pleasant, but the guy I was dancing with pushed everyone away from me and like shielded me from it :) The night went on and we were just dancing and having fun. All the guys I danced with were in college (which was great since this was a 16+ event hah).

When Srillex finally came on, he was awesome - the lights, the sound, the screen.. everything was perfect.

When the night came to an end and we started walking back to the car, 5 black guys were following us and saying rude things and grabbing our hands and asses… This was actually really scary considering just last weekend a hopkins student was raped in an alley… but we ran away from them and made it to the car safely.

We got back to campus and got some gatorade and pizza rolls and pigged out while we watched Weeds.

Overall… it was a really fun and spontaneous.

On a side note: My ex bf Matt was there too. He texted me while the show was going on, but i had no signal. Kinda wish I saw him because I haven’t seen him at all since the break up last spring.

biochemistry

what kind of class curves to the 20th highest score?!?

how is the 20th highest score a 96%?!?!?

FML -________-